Truth one: Giving inanimate objects personalities gets real creepy, real fast.
Truth two: I still think about Richard Karn sometimes, enough so that this thought ran through my head.
Truth three: Richard Karn needs to keep his shirt on.
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| No, I'm seriously not. Don't even ask. |
Truth four: I make fancy Facebook timeline photos.
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| This is my friend's guinea pig, if he were an astronaut. Related: I need a hobby. YES, I CHANGED THE WORD"HAMSTER" TO "GUINEA PIG" YOU FUCKING MAMMAL NAZIS. FUCK. |
Truth five: This is how you get tips.
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| Guess which jar ol' Meaty used... |
And lastly,
Truth six: Applebee's needs to stop encouraging me.
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| Truth 6.5: Howard is doing it wrong. |
That is all.
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4 comments:
The mustard picture made me LOL. Keep up the good work! :)
That's clearly two guinea pigs, not hamsters. Step your game up.
Fixed it. <3 Thanks, Pookie.
Please tell me you went to the site. This is GOLD: http://bearmythology.me/2008/02/27/richard-karn-loves-them-long-thick-and-beefy/
Google didn't automatically provide "shirtless" to go with "richard karn;" I had to type it in. I felt dirty.
...then I felt rewarded. ;D
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