And then it hit me. Who's the man who enjoys his sodas real thick 'n juicy? Who's the man who was born to be beggin' for a piece of that bubble? Why, none other than Sir Mix-a-lot, of course!
..high fructose corn syrup
I'm not entirely sure why he's not the official spokesperson of Bubble Up, what with the ass-shaped logo and name itself, but the brand could only profit from such a mutually beneficial partnership. Sir Mix-a-lot has even had a motto at the ready since 1992: