I'm not a wizard.

I mean, seriously. This is the 4th hottest July on record for we Hoosiers. We've had maybe half an inch of rain this summer. And now, this:



What the fuck am I supposed to do with this? I know you want more radars, and by golly, I want to give them to you. But what the hell? Do you see anything? I don't see anything.



Yeah, there's a tree. Super. Now what? Some lame Christmas in July joke? That wouldn't impress any of us. It just doesn't meet the high standards of Meteoroflgy.



Oooh, yeah. A monkey and a turtle. That's original.


Sigh.

I mean, I guess that cluster in the middle kind of looks like gnome clothes.



Oh! And it looks like my Lord and Savior, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, is gracing southern Alabama with his presence!



That splotch to the left of his Holy Noodliness kind of looks like one of those walkers from Star Wars, too.



*blink blink*

Look at it all. Look at that magical collage. Look what I've made for you.

Maybe... maybe I am a wizard... O_O





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3 comments:

A Place to be Me said...

8-o

You ARE a wizard....

trashamex said...

>.< i juST lOve the gnOMe!!

looks like hes gettin REAMED by a paint ball gun!!

which is funny ^-^

Miss Sassy Pants said...

I wish I had a storm trooper walker-thingy and a spaghetti monster near where I lived.

Consider yourself lucky.