Well... that looks familiar, doesn't it?
Fear not, though. This was completely different.
Well, kind of different. Yes, I was sick again, but this time, with a whole bunch of things! Not just one boring thing, like strep throat.
And no, I'm not exaggerating. I actually was on sabbatical because I had all of those things. Of course, I couldn't have pissed off the gypsy that makes you Thinner (hur hur... Stephen King reference...). No, no... I had to piss off the gypsy that keeps you sick for three weeks and makes you run out of brake fluid while you're fucking driving. Yeah, that happened, too. /wrists
But, I'm back now! Hooray!
And anyway, you people don't care about my ailments! You want the hard-hitting weather news you've come to expect at Meteoroflgy! In fact, I daresay you'd only be truly invested in my personal struggles if I told the story via weather radar. Which is fine. 'Cuz I'm gonna.
So I'm driving along in my car, minding my own business.
*Ahem*. I said, driving along in my car...
Okay, fine. You know what? You got me. I can't draw cars. I have never been able to draw stupid cars. But you know that cloud cluster looks like a car. Just shut up. I don't see you making your own blog. Fucking shut up.
So, driving along, minding m-- yeah, I still hear you laughing at the car. Seriously, can we move on?
Bottom line, my breaks go out, on a crazy busy street, during rush hour. It basically looked like this:
Because I am awesome, I escaped that situation with zero damage to life and property.
.....Only to be rewarded with this, shortly after:
Which, of course, is me on the couch for days, dying from aforementioned sicknesses, being attacked by an unsympathetic Mr. Biffles. What he possesses in extra phalanges, he lacks in compassion.
So yeah. That's why I haven't posted much lately. Barring any run-ins with ebola or scurvy or pneumonia, we should be back on track shortly!
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