And here's the convo if I were a grade school English teacher with a purple corrections pen!
UPDATE: I'll be the first to note that I even missed some of her mistakes. Can you find them all? It's like Where's Waldo for failures!
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Fun with Mormons.
I needed a pick-me-up at lunch today, so I chatted with Mormon.org online. Here's the convo:
And here's the convo if I were a grade school English teacher with a purple corrections pen!
Yeah, I know, I misspelled "Bishop." I'm still the grammatical champion in this context.
UPDATE: I'll be the first to note that I even missed some of her mistakes. Can you find them all? It's like Where's Waldo for failures!
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And here's the convo if I were a grade school English teacher with a purple corrections pen!
UPDATE: I'll be the first to note that I even missed some of her mistakes. Can you find them all? It's like Where's Waldo for failures!
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Vote for Bachmann!
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| ....or not. |
Full story here, if you hadn't already laughed heartily at her stupid, stupid expense: http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/la-pn-bachmann-wayne-20110627,0,2219119.story
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Blogger's Block
I'm stumbling upon a case of blogger's block, if you couldn't tell. The radar, though active, has been less than inspiring as of late.
However, I feel like I need to do something. Anything. So, in honor of the Pottermore announcement today, here's Lord Voldemort with a knock-knock joke:
If this joke doesn't make sense to you, you probably need to watch the latest trailer again. Or I need to get my dosage checked. Or both.
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However, I feel like I need to do something. Anything. So, in honor of the Pottermore announcement today, here's Lord Voldemort with a knock-knock joke:
If this joke doesn't make sense to you, you probably need to watch the latest trailer again. Or I need to get my dosage checked. Or both.
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Rest in peace, Ryan Dunn
I was going to try to post today, but I'm truly saddened by the loss of Ryan Dunn. Yeah, I know... Jackass is crass, it's lewd, insulting at times... but it was a big part of growing up for me and a lot of my peers. I've been told frequently that I have an amazing sense of humor, not to toot my own horn. (toot.) Jackass played a strong role in shaping that sense of humor.
I'll catch up with posts this week, I promise. For today, my thoughts are with the Jackasses and their families.
Rest in peace, dude. The world is a painfully less funny place today.
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Disney (vs. Looney Toons) Friday
I recently got into a heated debate with one of my Warcraft buddies in that timeless battle of Mickey Mouse -vs- Bugs Bunny.
Now of course, most of us realize that the battle is somewhat pointless, because Bugs stomps Mickey's face in any day of the week. But I did want to clarify my stance on WB vs Disney.
As far as movies, I have to concede, Disney is far superior. I've never met a child or adult who was excited about any of the Looney Toons movies.Oppositely,
The Emporer's New Groove is one of my favorite movies of all time. No sane person can deny it's greatness.
Disney also has the best villains you could ever hope for.
(even if the aforementioned villain may or may not be a sexual deviant...)
And Disney also has a way with making us love even the most unlovable of creatures.
I've always loved every single character in The Jungle Book.
So yes, I concede that Disney is far superior than Warner Bros. can ever hope to be when it comes to movies. However, as far as cartoons, there is simply no competition with the awesome innuendo, fun-filled cross-dressing and lovable violence that is Looney Toons. The entertainment value is simply second to none. I miss cartoons like that.
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Now of course, most of us realize that the battle is somewhat pointless, because Bugs stomps Mickey's face in any day of the week. But I did want to clarify my stance on WB vs Disney.
As far as movies, I have to concede, Disney is far superior. I've never met a child or adult who was excited about any of the Looney Toons movies.Oppositely,
The Emporer's New Groove is one of my favorite movies of all time. No sane person can deny it's greatness.
Disney also has the best villains you could ever hope for.
(even if the aforementioned villain may or may not be a sexual deviant...)
And Disney also has a way with making us love even the most unlovable of creatures.
I've always loved every single character in The Jungle Book.
So yes, I concede that Disney is far superior than Warner Bros. can ever hope to be when it comes to movies. However, as far as cartoons, there is simply no competition with the awesome innuendo, fun-filled cross-dressing and lovable violence that is Looney Toons. The entertainment value is simply second to none. I miss cartoons like that.
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Hi-ho!
The prodigal blogger returns. ^_^ It's been nearly a week since my last post, since life got a little chaotic, as life is want to do. I could use a hug, or a friendly face.
....Could it be?
....It is! It is! Do you see him? It's a tricky one. And here's a hint: It's only his eyes.
Squint, damn you, squint! Here's a big ol' clue:
Hells yeah!
Kermit the Frog, here! Thanks for stopping in, buddy! *hugs the computer monitor*
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....Could it be?
....It is! It is! Do you see him? It's a tricky one. And here's a hint: It's only his eyes.
Squint, damn you, squint! Here's a big ol' clue:
Hells yeah!
Kermit the Frog, here! Thanks for stopping in, buddy! *hugs the computer monitor*
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A.D.D. Thursday
This has been a long, unfocused week. I can't wait for it to be over! In the meantime, here's a radar.
And there's a narwhal! (It has red eyes because the narwhal is an evil creature. Look it up.)
Also, there's a bear.
Also, there's a guy tossing his cookies, though in the interest of not being vulgar, I will illustrate this literally, with happy, smiling cookies.
And just for the hell of it, here's Lil' John again.
Told you I was unfocused. Happy Friday Eve!
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And there's a narwhal! (It has red eyes because the narwhal is an evil creature. Look it up.)
Also, there's a bear.
Also, there's a guy tossing his cookies, though in the interest of not being vulgar, I will illustrate this literally, with happy, smiling cookies.
And just for the hell of it, here's Lil' John again.
Told you I was unfocused. Happy Friday Eve!
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